February 25, 2011

East of the Sun: a review

Three books by (relatively) young Indian writers that I've reviewed in recent weeks. One is in print, the others will be in a day or two.

The first is Siddhartha Sarma's East of the Sun, which I reviewed for Biblio (current issue, i.e. Jan-Feb 2011). It's available for free on the site, but you have to sign up and so forth. So you can read it below. Comments welcome.

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East of the Sun
A Nearly Stoned Walk Down the Road in a Different Land

"Please don't", says a Manipuri sign that Siddhartha Sarma finds near Imphal, "throw bombs inside the petrol pump." It all comes together right there. The bizarre climate in the places he writes about. The plaintive quality of the sign, and presumably of the man who put it up. The futility of such a plea in the first place -- I mean, which potential bomb-thrower would read this note, regretfully pack away his bomb and move on to the next possible spot to make his throw? And of course, there's the quirkiness of a writer who would notice such a sign and tell us about it.

There's all that in "East of the Sun". Sarma writes about a stretch of India too few Indians know much about, let alone travel much in. Which is why I sometimes wonder, what makes both me and the guy from Manipur Indian, apart from the little blue books we might both possess with "Republic of India" stamped on the cover? I wonder too, what's life like in those parts, the food, the travel, the music, the way its people are?

And some of that is why I looked forward so much to reading "East of the Sun": I wanted to find answers to some of my wondering. Does Sarma provide any? Yes, but it's a qualified yes.

I'll say this to start: no book I know of has taken me on a trip through every one of those states in quite the rock-n-roll, grin-and-bear-it style that Sarma uses. I mean this as a compliment, and actually this is in some ways the core of the book. This is not a heavy-handed, ponderous tome. He gives us glimpses of history, culture, music and religion. But more than that, he gives us travel the way we all usually experience it: filled with vivid images, serendipitous, finding meaning in the ordinary and extraordinary, sometimes ominous, sometimes frivolous. Writing every one of those phrases I can recall episodes from the book to match it.

For example, if there's the hint of unease and violence in that petrol pump sign, there's the daily good cheer and hope of a quick buck in watching "teer" in Shillong. This last was especially delightful because only a month before reading Sarma's book, I spent a happy evening doing just that myself. In a small arena in Shillong, dozens of archers gathered to fire hundreds of arrows at a straw target with plenty of spectators like me watching -- and the whole endeavour aimed (pardon the pun) at producing the winning number for the day. A lottery, really, but who came up with the splendid idea of conducting it with bow and arrow?

In Kohima, Sarma says he has to switch languages rapidly to make himself understood -- Hindi, English, Assamese, Nagamese (a polyglot spoken in those parts), but none of them really work too well. Then he asks his interlocutors which language they would prefer to use. They say "English" and speak it, but he still can't understand because "they use it their way." It reminded me of a joke played on an American TV star at a hoity-toity party while he attended Wimbledon: someone came up and began mouthing what sounded like stiff upper lip British-speak, but was really just gibberish. In Kohima, speaking of Wimbledon, Sarma finds the metaphor that both describes his plight and touches on the essential absurdity of it all: "I feel like a tennis player against an especially crafty opponent, having to switch the racquet hand as fast as the shots are placed."

From Mizoram, we hear about how the separatist Mizo National Front had its roots in, of all things, rats. Yes, rats that, going back to the '50s, "invade the homes of the luckless Mizos and raid their rice stores." Dismaying this is, no doubt. It is also farcical, comical, though how it evolved into an insurgency, you should read the book to find out. But consider: which revolutionary movement anywhere can make a similar claim about rats? And this is just the kind of nugget that fits comfortably in this book, that I grew to expect from Sarma.

It's that kind of book.

Yet towards the end, things happen that are not farcical at all. In Manipur, young armed militants take Sarma -- the lone non-Manipuri -- off a bus and one hits him with a gun before asking him questions. Here's an unwelcome sidelight of travel in this often troubled part of India, and it's not that Sarma takes it in his stride. You can feel, with him, "my right [side] bruising and my insides jarring." And he confesses that he is "afraid [of] being shot in the rain. I suppose you would think less of me now."

There's another encounter soon afterwards, with a mob armed with stones, torches of the flaming kind, and guns. Again, I'll leave readers to find out about that. But I want to say, I don't think less of you, Siddhartha. These were terrifying episodes, and only people inclined to foolish bravado would make out that they were not frightened by them. Thank you for not being that kind of person, for being true to yourself on your travels and in this book.

But -- you knew there had to be a "but" coming -- for all this that I admired in the book, there were also a few too many times that my teeth grated. And this has to do with that same rock-n-roll, grin-and-bear-it style that Sarma uses.

For one thing, he starts the book with this sentence: "This is not a tourist guide." Admirable, because travel writing really should not turn into a tourist guide. Yet there are plenty of times when Sarma slips into tourist-guide mode. On page 57: "There are tonnes of waterfalls and lakes all over Meghalaya, and quite a few archaelogical digs." Page 73: "Cabs and such are also available for hire from Guwahati to any part of Assam." Page 200: "There is simply an abundance of rivers and streams [in Mizoram] with all kinds of fish … the view [at one river] is spectacular, the fish plenty and the breeze constant."

Small things, sure, but when bits of advice like these dot the book, you wonder if Sarma was really sure about what kind of book he wanted to write.

But perhaps my major complaint is the style itself. Like confetti, web lingo is littered across the book -- "imho", "lol", "erm", "rofl", "thassall" and the like. Too many things are "dadgum" things. Every now and then, there's the use of initials, like this: "[B]lockades are a bit of a cottage industry in the North-east, and nowhere more than in Manipur, where virtually everything extra-constitutional is a c.i." (Got that?) At least here it's in the same sentence; in another place, the abbreviation ("o.c. with the r.") comes nine sentences and most of a page after the full form, and it's an annoying backward scramble to figure out what Sarma means.

No wait, there's more. Sarma is prone to making claims that he then will undermine by saying something like "for some reason I can't be bothered to look up [the evidence for it] at the mo." (Got that?) Between page 88 and 121, I got the feeling that Sarma had worked himself into a frenzy of such indifference -- there are at least five examples and maybe more that I missed but for some reason I can't be bothered to go back and look them up at the mo.

And then Sarma uses -- yes, again more than once -- this too-cutesy technique of introducing a question about something he has just written: "Ahh, I see a hand raised there, at the back. You want me to explain [xyz]? You want me to explain that? Okay." Or like this: "Guwahati now looks like your city (and yours too, ma'am, over there, thanks for asking)".

Maybe I'm carping. Maybe I'm not with it, or I'm over-the-hill, or something, who knows. But all this ends up being just too much of a distraction from the meat -- and there's plenty of meat -- of Sarma's book. More than that, it weighs the book down. No doubt that's an odd thing to say now about the same style that I earlier commended for sparing us a "heavy-handed, ponderous tome." Sad thing is, it's true.

I don't believe Sarma needs to have given up his irreverent eye while travelling. I think it serves him very well. I admire the way it complements his courage and his observing skills. But in the writing, I think he has tripped himself up by taking the irreverence and casualness too far. By the end, Sarma has piled up so much of this here dadgum stuff, imho, that it has effectively messed with the impact the book has on your mind. Thassall. Thassapity.

Nevertheless, I am pretty damned sure that when I go to Manipur, I will not throw bombs inside the petrol pump.

Mouse embryo, bandaid, etc

Take six minutes to watch the images here. They are stunning and awe-inspiring. I particularly like the mouse embryo (about 4:45), but there isn't a false note here. Not even the used bandaid, which is like an Eliot Porter photograph.

Science. Always a marvel.

February 24, 2011

Vasanta Subramanian

It was a small gesture, but for a shy 10 year-old student still new to the class -- he had joined the school only a few months before -- it meant a lot. They had done a math test a few days before. The teacher, a tall Tamil lady always ready with a smile, brought in the corrected papers.

"Who do you think," she asked the class, "got the highest marks in the test?"

Several guesses from the kids. Was it this chap, known even then as good at science and math? No. All right, perhaps this young lady, the diligent bright spark? No. Was it this guy, good at everything he touched? No. Was it her, already known for both her athleticism and her good grades? Not her. Or this fellow (click on "Promoters"), always sharp and funny? No.

A few more guesses, a few more "Nos". Through it all, the shy 10 year-old sat in his last row, silent. He knew he had done well in the test, and today he knew, somehow, that the teacher meant him when she asked her question.

Which, it turns out, she did. Suddenly, she announced his name to the startled class, called him to the front of the room and handed him his paper: 96/100, easily the best. The kids actually applauded. He stood there, shy but proud. Grateful for this little recognition, but grateful already, and always after that, for making numbers fascinating.

He remembers that as the moment he started feeling like he belonged in this group of kids.

She taught in the school only that year, but she had a lasting impact on him. Through college and other visits to Bombay, he'd make it a point to call on her in her spare government flat. She was always welcoming, cheery and curious about his life. Years later, he wrote a book, and another one. She came to the launch events, sitting in the audience with that same gentle smile. For his third book, he tried to call to invite her -- but the number she had given him no longer worked.

Vasanta Subramanian died two days ago. She must have had legions of students who remember her with respect and affection. Me, I know one of them well: for that day with the math papers, it was my name that she announced. A small thing, maybe, but I remember. And so when I saw the obit in the Times of India this morning, I couldn't help the sudden tears in my eyes.

February 22, 2011

Not the king's house

So by now you've seen, I have no doubt, the email that's making the rounds that has photographs of Spectrum Raja's house? The one that says "Think Before You Vote" and "Forward as a True Indian Citizen"?

And perhaps you, certainly a true Indian citizen, did your duty and forwarded it? Perhaps you even went a step ahead and posted it here, there and who knows where else?

Perhaps you made a mental note to think before you next vote?

Well, it seems to me the thing to think about is really this: why on earth are we so gullible?

I know nothing about Raja. I hope he will face justice -- and not evade it -- for everything he is accused of. And he is accused of some pretty serious crimes involving some pretty enormous amounts of money.

Given the enormity of those crimes, I'm bewildered that someone would seek to further damn Raja by circulating a hoax about him. More than that, I'm bewildered that enough of us would forward this hoax without a thought, or a shred of doubt.

Yes, it is a hoax. The house in the pictures is actually located in Montecito, California, near Santa Barbara. It was built by the California designer Steve Hermann. It was featured in the design and architecture journal Contemporist last June. It is listed for sale here (for just under $24 million). Go see the pictures for yourself.

(Thanks to Erin & Dave at Contemporist for the information).

So are you a true Indian citizen? Think before you forward.

February 20, 2011

To Scholastic

Below is a letter written ten years ago, a copy of which I recently came across.

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[Home address]

The General Maneger [sic]
Scholastic India
[Address]

26-DEC-2K.

DEAR SIR.

SUBJECT: TO ORDER TWO OF YOUR BOOKS.

I would like to buy 2 of your books - CRY WOLF & MOON BRIDGE, Which I saw at your Exhibition at RAJGHAT BESANT SCHOOL, VARANASI. Kindly send to me by VPP at the address give above. Please endure [sic] your bill.

THANKS.

YOURS SINCERELY

[name]

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Question: Why do you think I have posted this letter here for you to read? This is a serious question with a serious answer.

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The answer: This is a letter written by one of Binayak Sen's daughters. It was on the computer Chhattisgarh police seized from their home after he was arrested in 2007. It was presented in court to support their case against Sen.

I am not making this up.

Just how it supports the case I have no idea. What the police found incriminating or suspicious in this letter, I have no idea.

There is plenty more like this.

February 12, 2011

Would be good

I really would like to know how many people in Egypt tonight (February 11) are as grim-faced as this bloke, Omar Suleiman is in this hilarious little clip. Though you can't blame him: this is how you would look too, if you watched your cozy certainties, your cozy certainties for 30 years, crumble around you.

I mean, consider it this way: pretty much half of Egypt wasn't born when Hosni Mubarak took office. And absent the revolution of the last three weeks, Mubarak would have clung to power for many more years, perhaps until death tore him from his seat. No ruler should cling to power that long; no ruler can cling to power that long without, by definition, alienating his people. You'd think Mubarak would have learned that lesson from the Duvaliers and Shahs and Mobutus, but apparently not.

One thing about this Egyptian revolution is the lesson it holds for governments in the West, though it's not clear the lesson will strike home. This lesson: If you prop up unpopular leaders in the name of "stability" and other fine-sounding words, what you get is instability. Resentment. Hostility. Alienation.

Revolution.

Now I wonder how far the Egypt message will spread. We've seen unprecedented things happening in Tunisia, Jordan, Yemen. How many more?

And now I wonder too, is it possible that the 1 billion-plus of us Indians will ever reach a consensus, as Egypt seems to have done, about rejecting those who have governed us, or misgoverned us, over the last 30 years? Deliberately, I won't name names. Because I know there are political favourites out there, and that's just why I wonder about that consensus. (Personally, I cannot think of one party, or leader, in this country in the last 30 years who has delivered governance. Possible exception: Nitish Kumar).

Would be good, though.

February 07, 2011

Small matter

Isn't Chhoti Si Baat the perfect Bombay movie? We saw it at the Museum here in Bombay yesterday, as part of the ongoing Kala Ghoda Festival. It packs in double-decker buses (don't miss the trailer buses, familiar to a certain vintage among us) and the Samovar Cafe in the Jehangir Art Gallery, Flora Restaurant and Elphinstone College. It's a reminder of a time when we were generally car-free and thus maybe even carefree: the broad empty roads are a visual treat.

But with all that, it also captures that young infatuation in the city feeling that all of us must have gone through. You feel for that apparition who takes the bus with you, but you're just too tongue-tied to say something, anything. Oh yeah. Tragedy at the time, but nostalgia in hindsight.

And I've not even totted up the other delights in this film: the table-tennis ball that gets chewed; Julius Nagendranath Wilfred Singh; a time when if you held something to your ear it was a pocket radio tuned to the commentary; and perhaps above all, "Chicken a la Poos" (served, naturally, by D'Souza).

Chhoti Si Baat was a perfect start to a Sunday at the crowded Festival. On the way out of the Museum, I stopped at the Name on Rice dude and asked him to paint, on one grain of rice, "Arshanapalayam Srinivasa Raghava Sanjay Sampat Iyengar". He took a while, but he did it expertly and readably, not that I had any doubts. After all, he once painted "Kanakadurga Tirthraj Govindarajulu" on a grain of rice.

All right. No more fooling around. Next time, Hanif -- that's his name -- gets Warnakulasuriya Patabendige Ushanta Joseph Chaminda Vaas.

Hardly anyone knows about it, but if you do go to the Festival, you're less than five minutes walk from these guys. My favourite Bombay tourist attraction, in a shed behind Elphinstone College: now go find them.

February 01, 2011

Climbing a mountain

"I believe the citizens of our country are left with very few things to have faith in. The past year has been one of scams and we are now reeling under double-digit inflation. Getting a child admitted to school is like climbing a mountain; Delhi is called the rape capital. Religion is still being used to push political agendas and then we have our quota of natural mishaps. Amidst all this if cricket can provide some respite, we'd have done our job."

Gautam Gambhir, speaking to the Hindustan Times.