... but this is about Liril. The soap is out in a new avatar, at least as far as advertising for it goes. A new box as well, and I'm looking at one now. On one side it says "look for the Love Notes!" So I do, and on the back is this:
Set the letters right & get the message across, from your heart to his. [Aside: why "his"?] U-N-A-J-A-I-R-M-E-J-N-A-A
Upside down answer reads: "JAANU MERI JAAN".
Now here's something for all your lovesick ladies: pick up a pack of Liril, look for the Love Notes, unscramble it (or just turn upside down and read the answer), and spout the result at him.
Then watch him run screaming for the hills.
But there's more on this box. Specifically, this blurb:
Discover the mysterious recipe for "Deliciously Fresh" skin. Start with ingredients as different as Aloe Vera & Lemon. Mix them carefully, in just the right proportion and viola [sic] - the Tangy Masti of one mingles with the Shy Softness of the other to give you skin that blushes at the slightest touch!
This is almost too much to take! First the love note, now this! My heart, it flutters. You know, I've always, always wanted Shy Softness in my soap ingredients. And the thought of getting Tangy Masti with that for free! Violin! Sorry, cello! Sorry, viola! Only, as far as I can tell, "skin that blushes at the slightest touch" is skin that is so sore and raw it's painful to touch.
That's what the Tangy Masti does, I have no doubt.
Take that, from your heart to his. Watch him run screaming for the hills.