A thoughtful young poet named Peter
Had terrific problems with meter.
His poems would tend
To come to an end
Another young poet called Stan
Wrote poetry that just wouldn't scan.
When asked why this was,
He said, "It's because
"I always like to cram as many words into the last line -- I mean this line and not the one before and not the one before that and certainly not the first one, do you get me or do I have to repeat myself? -- as I possibly possibly can."