So I'm used to people spitting, you know? Can't stand it, but I see it all the time. At a grimy hospital in Berhampur, Orissa, not only did I see guys hawking up stuff from their depths to expel in any random direction at all, I realized to my disgust that the bars on the windows were swollen to twice their size with stuff spat at them.
So yes, I'm hardly surprised when I see people spitting. Not even people in of buses spitting out their windows, unmindful that some poor fellow might be sitting on a scooter below waiting for the green signal, not for sputum to disfigure his gelled hair. Not even drivers of buses spitting out their windows.
But this driver, APSRTC from Cuddapah to Angallu, now he surprises me. He spits every minute or two, but -- several days later, I am scarcely able to believe I saw this -- he spits inside the bus. Meaning, he turns his head to his right, looks down and spits onto the floor there. Every minute or two, stuff from his leaky mouth sprays the floor and his door. He doesn't appear to think this is unusual behaviour. Sure, he's sparing any possible unsuspecting scooterists outside. But to the right of his feet ... I don't even want to think about it. I'm in the first seat, no more than
7 or 8 feet behind him, watching this happen. And no, I really don't want to think about what's at his feet.
And the more interesting thing is, every time the man spits, he takes his foot off the accelerator. The bus sort of shudders as it slows, as he spits, throwing us all forward; then he presses the foot back down and the thing surges ahead violently, throwing us all backward. It's three-and-a-half hours in this bus, shudder-slow, hawk-spit-and-go all the way.
I stagger off at Angallu feeling nauseous. Is it the shuddering or the spitting?
July 23, 2005
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Shee!! How horribly yucky that driver!
ps:One suggestion Dilip if you may. Now that a comment policy is in place, you may want to 'permanently' delete the abusive comments, rather than let those 2 lines occupy the real estate.
Dilip, why is spit disgusting? Why? think about it.
Dilip you are being a bit too harsh on the driver. You do have that effect of people from what I can see here. Next time buy a spitoon for the driver. I bought one with your Narmada damned book.
I was saw a person actually spitting on the train seat from where he got up, apparently because his station had arrived. It was in full public view.
Thanks for the clean up in this thread ;-)
This is the most horrifying thing about you Indians. Dilip, please take up causes such as civic sense, obeying traffic rules, keeping cities clean, etc.
The previous post by Samuel was unfortunate. Well Sam, I'm Indian and I don't behave like that.
Dilip, I do hope you confronted him.
In fact, every time i see someone peeing on the street, I wait until they're done and I shout at them, "SHARM NAHIN AATI KYA?" ("Aren't you ashamed of yourself?"). Well, someone's gotta start. It'l take years, but once I've shouted at all the people in my neighbourhood, it should be cleaner than before - hopefully.
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