- ADMISSION NOTICE: Applications are invited for admission into next 6 month Advance Course in Open Type Footwear from Madhyamik (or equivalent) passed male and female students at a course fee of Rs 3000 per head. Number of seats is 25. Age limit is 30 years but relaxable in case of extra ordinary qualified students.
- GOOD NEWS ONLY UPTO 21st AUG: Learn: Paan-Masala and Gutka-Preparation. Contact for Materials Also.
From a column titled FIFTY 'LOOKING GOOD' TIPS by Marisa Goel in the Afternoon:
- To let your eyebrows look more natural, theeze or thread on the lower part of the brows only.
- Highlights and lowlights are 'in'.
- Non-surgical fire lifting treatments have no side effects.
- Use a body when whenever you can.
- Shoes and handbag must be of the same colour.
- Change your handbag often.
- If you have fine, flyaway hair use some mouse for a firm hold.
From a receipt for a long distance call made at a booth in Bylakuppe, Karnataka.
- THANK YOU VISIT ONCE
From the Classified sections of two different newspapers:
- WEDDING CORAL: Our Darling Daddy and Mummy, HAPPY 35th ANNIVERSARY. God bless you both. All our love. Cedric/Cheryse/Charlie Clive/Sharon/Cynthia Celia/Kevin/Nancy Claude/Jane/Meatball.
Yeah right, get out of here. We wanted you to name him Goofball, not Meatball! No love. Daddy and Mummy.
- PENFRIEND WANTED: Middle aged Mr Sen (Post Box 85, Sambalpur) in Central Service, MA, 5'8" tall, married, seeks truthful lady penfriend as tall as him and invites correspondence in Oriya/English/Hindi.
OK Mr Sen, if you're reading this, please watch for my letter. I'm a lady and I'm as tall as you. I am also very truthful.