... this area is a goldmine for terrific highway aphorisms. Here's a sample.
Impatient on Road, Patient in Hospital.
Even Guns'n'Roses at Full Blast couldn't keep him awake. Stop. Revive. Survive.
Kids move fast. Can't elders drive "slow"? [Yes, with the inverted commas]
January to December, Safety to Remember.
Everything is fine till an accident.
Smaller the Family, Smoother the Journey.
Safety on Roads is Safe Tea at Home.
Slow Toll Booth Ahead.
Drive Your Life Long, Do Not End It With a Screeching Song.
Beware of Three Enemies on Road: Liquor, Speed and Overload.
Cross Speed Limit ends Life Limit.
Death Rides the Speedy Driver.
Death Creeps where Safety Sleeps.
[And now my favourite]
Control Your Nerves on Curves. [Yeah!]
And on that note, they're kicking me out of this cybercafe ...