Highway Department signs, always three at a time, and these three:
- Caution: One Way Traffic, Drive Slowly.
Caution: Work in Progress, Drive Slowly.
Caution: Landslide Prone Area, Drive Slowly.
Name painted across the top of the front of a bus: "BAB DYLAN"
Store names in and near Courtorim:
- Kool Daun Hair Cutting Saloon
Pidson's Bar and Restaurant
Butto's Bar and Restaurant
St John F Kennedy STD ISD
Graffiti high on a wall at Hospedaria Venite, Panjim:
- Hi I'm Jez, Yes! Here I am up high, my life on a thread, I owe everything to the unwavering support of two truly beautiful women.
Common brand of icecream in Goa is Funtacy. One of their flavours is "Fudge 'N' Judge".
I asked for a scoop of that with an acquittal or two sprinkled on top. Lady looked at me like I was from Neptune.
At "Big Foot" in Loutolim, you will finally find what you've been looking for all these years: India's longest laterite sculpture of Mirabai.
But if that doesn't satisfy you, you can always check the visitor's book. There, you will find this cryptic comment by a Ritesh Bharooka:
- This must be slantly developed, because development is a way to achiev success. I loved this placed ... Do you?
Ad for Konkani tiatr in the Herald:
- Santan Viegas presents: Xenvteam Mogreancho Jhelo Musical show. Singers: Peter Vaz, Ezilda Fernandes, Livia D'Souza, Mil-Mel-Nil.
Slogan on T-shirt, Fort Aguada:
- Polies La Uit. Moulin Rouge. Polies Berger Crazy. Nuits de Folies
Store in a village just across the border into Maharashtra was named "Vaibhav Erotic Juice and Drinks."
Tried hard to screech to a halt when I saw this one, my tongue hanging out in thirst and otherwise.
Wife whacked me, we drove on.