July 04, 2006

Doshi-diots

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amma.
Amma who?
Amma-n the outside, looking inside, what do I see?

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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Appa.
Appa who?
Appa-rently you don't understand who this is.

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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Anish.
Anish who?
Anish and a-nephew.

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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rashmi.
Rashmi who?
Rashmi to the hospital, quick!

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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dinesh.
Dinesh who?
Dinesh-un is on the move.

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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doshi.
Doshi who?
Doshi-diots threw me out of my house, can I come in?

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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aradhana.
Aradhana who?
Aradhana-t tell you my full name if you don't mind.

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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Das.
Das who?
Das none of your business.

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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Anirudh.
Anirudh who?
Anirudh-ness will not be appreciated, got that?

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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Bindu.
Bindu who?
Bindu-ing this knock knock stuff for too long now, think it's time to switch to thak thak.

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Thak thak!
Kaun hai?
Agarwal.
Agarwal kaun?
Agarwal gir jayega to hum sab mar jayega.

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Thak thak!
Kaun hai?
Mehmood.
Mehmood kaun?
Mehmood mein nahin hoon batane ke liye.

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Thak thak!
Kaun hai?
Menaka.
Menaka kaun?
Menaka na, Mehmood mein nehin hoon batane ke liye?

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So yeah, sure, I've sunk pretty low. Thank you, thank you, I'm proud. Please add your contributions via comments, if you like.

10 comments:

Jax said...

we had few in college with agarwal in it

agar wall na hota to we'd know what you do...

agarwal na hoti to who would xyz sleep with...

Anonymous said...

mother of all PJs...

Sreekumar said...

good one!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Deva
Deva who?

Devas nothing to do so I came here

mrajshekhar said...

knock. knock.
who's there?
d'souza
d'souza who?
d'souza are killing my feet. open the door!

dilip.
he he he. apologies. but ah jus couldna resist. :-)

ann said...

kewl..

mrajshekhar said...

i wonder if my previous submission could have been better...

knock. knock.
who's there?
dilip d'souza
dilip d'souza who?
dilip, d'souza are killing my feet. open the door!

there. much better now. :-)

Dilip D'Souza said...

Very good, y'all. Shekhar, I'm especially proud of you. "Killing my feet" is a masterstroke.

And to show you just how proud, here's one just for you.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Shekhar.
Shekhar who?
Shekhar off me, won't you? She's been on my back since this morning!

mrajshekhar said...

he he he.
nice, sir. :-)

Patrix said...

Nice! Loved them all.

Omar said...

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dilip
Dilip who?
Dilip of faith that's needed here!