Last May, that ambition looked like it would be achievable soon, because Paris Hilton (a lady) was seeing Paris Latsis (a dude). So if they happened to have a baby, and chose to live in Paris, I could dispatch that letter right away and die happy. In fact, if Paris (the city) has a Hilton (a hotel), the address would have looked even better: "Paris, c/o Paris et Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton, Paris."
But what a difference half a year makes! Today's Hindustan Times announces "Paris to wed":
- Paris Hilton is set to marry her boyfriend Stavros Niarchos, a Greek shipping heir, in Hawaii at Christmas. ...
Paris was previously engaged to another Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis.
Say it ain't so, Paris! You too, Paris!