Headline reads: Akola MC betters of encroachers, fences land for parking scheme.
MC means Municipal Corporation. Apart from that, one week later I am still trying to fathom what "betters of encroachers" might mean. Anyone?
There's a procession for peace winding its way through Naxalite-dominated areas of Gadchiroli district. It started from a village called Asaralli, and what, according to a news item I'm looking at, is special about Asaralli?
This: it has a "22-year-old young sarpanch" called Damodhar Sidam.
In 20 years, Sidam will be "42-year-old middle-aged sarpanch".
In 40 years, Sidam will be "62-year-old old sarpanch".
At some point, he will be "xx-year-old dead sarpanch".
A report about a ceremony says: Dr Ashok Kamat ... Vice Chancellor Dr Pankaj Chande, Vijaya Shewalkar were chiefly present.
A report about another ceremony says: Headmaster and teachers were prominently present.
Very good. And who were chiefly or prominently absent? Who were not-so-chiefly or not-so-prominently present?
Several items about various seminars and camps held here and there.
One item ends thus: Ananta Bahakar worked hard.
Another ends thus: Those who worked hard are Ramkrishna Harse, Manohar Lothe and others.
A third ends thus: Students strove hard for success the programme [sic].
A fourth ends thus: Nandram Bhusum, Suresh Dhikar, Ramu Chimote and others strove hard for success of the workshop.
A fifth ends thus: Nandu Lakhe, Rajesh Pinjarkar and bank employees worked hard.
Clearly, lots of people worked hard at lots of things. How delightful that a paper should take note.
And my favourite, far and away. From Hinganghat, a correspondent reports: Bicycle thefts are on the rise in the town in the recent past ... It may be recalled that thieves had lifted stephanie and a new cycle [two months ago].
Yes, but at least they didn't lift Katy and Nancy and Margo and Tricia! Let's be thankful for small mercies, shall we?