What a pity. According to this ad in today's Hindustan Times, you and I were invited to something called the "Gargoti Mahotsav", held today (May 31) from 7pm to midnight. We could have checked out "Gargoti the Mineral Museum", even the Chain of Natural History Museums, and plonked ourselves at the "Exhibition cum Sale of Scare Stones".
Not just any Scare Stones. Scare Stones from Moon and Saturn.
That's what we missed.
And why did we miss it? I searched the ad top to bottom, right to left and upside down, but I could not find the venue for this singular event. Not mentioned.
So I spent the afternoon and evening showing up at various spots across this city, poking my head in and asking: "Is there a Gargoti Mahotsav happening here tonight?"
No response. Unless you count the stones that were thrown at me at one place. I ran in fright. Now I know why they are called Scare Stones.