Public meeting in Bombay in mid-1994 featured several politicians, among them Manohar Joshi of the Shiv Sena, one year away from becoming Chief Minister of Maharashtra. There was some discussion about the increase in India's population. Joshi weighed in with this: "We will not allow Hindus to be overtaken by the Muslim population!" This statement accurately reflected Joshi's expressed sentiment in Anand Patwardhan's film Father, Son and Holy War. He is seen exhorting the Hindu women at an election rally to combat the spectre of a rising tide of Muslims by producing, I swear, eight children each.
Public meeting in Lucknow on January 6 2007 featured a Samajwadi Party politician by name Ahmad Hasan, minister of -- I swear again -- family planning in the Uttar Pradesh Government. This was after a "Pulse Polio awareness rally" to tell people about giving their kids the polio vaccine the next day. Hasan told the Muslim women in his audience that they could "produce as many healthy children as you can afford" and that his Government would give them Rs 1400 for each child.
Good start made by those two, don't you think? (One of them, let me remind you, minister for family planning).
So now we need politicians belonging to your other major religions -- your Parsis, your Christians, your Jains, your Buddhists, your atheists, your typists, your morningmists -- to step forward, pick up this gauntlet, bell the cat with two birds in the hand and run the proverbial 1.6 km with it. That's right: we need all these politicians to exhort their womanly co-religionists to produce major numbers of babies. (Men are, of course, irrelevant to this business).
Right away. Right now. Tonight if possible. No wussy excuses like waiting nine months. After all, our suburban trains -- to pick just one example -- are only packed to 54.73 times their capacity during rush hour. We had better up that to 148.928 as soon as possible.
Then we must immediately demand a backseat at the UN Security Council.
Make that a seat at the UN Security Council.
Better make it an extra large seat. Because we'll have several healthy children sitting there. No space for them here in India. But each one will carry Rs 1400 in cash.
January 10, 2007
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The reality of the ridiculous is very real, and palpable.
The ridiculous can very often bear out the fears that invite ridicule, and if those fears were to come true, as with an overtaking population, then the ridiculous will no longer be ridiculous!
We all know what can happen, don't we?
Ah, of course any news has to be balanced by quoting the hindooos as the cause and that the latter was only a reaction !
"cause" and "reaction"?? two bozos say idiot things that we should mock and scorn, and dcubed you get yourself a reader who says this is about cause and reaction and some "balance"! there's nothing hindu or muslim about these two, nor about your reader either.
...Cause & reaction...
not to mention the small delay of 12+ years that's one lonnng "balance" loop there.
... there's nothing Hindu or muslim about these two ...
I believe there is nothing particularly Hindu/Muslim about good things either, they are intrinsically good.
I keep running into statements or implications of this sort
- all that is good is X-ism.
- all that is bad is not X-ism.
from believers in X. Substitute any belief system for X.
And nobody needs to encourage chirstans, missonaries do that job anyway. they want fast results and are not ready to wait 9 months. They let others produce and then just convert :)
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